This is going to be really long. Check with your stomach first: is it growling? Grab a snack before starting to read. I care about your comfort!

At the beginning of December we did a bunch of testing; a PET scan, CT scans, a lumbar puncture, blood tests. All came back clean. Complete remission! The next steps were to come back in a few months for a CT scan and blood tests. Vigilance-mode.

And so we prepared to depart on our “Victory Lap” trip to Europe. Paris, the French countryside, Luxembourg, Belgium, and Amsterdam. 13 days, all told. Delicious adventure, beginning on Thursday the 10th.

On the Monday prior I felt absolutely great; my energy level was high, I got a ton of work accomplished and cleaned up the house like crazy.

On Tuesday we met with Dr Norman for the official all-clear. I had a little bit of pain near my ears that reminded me of the fun times I shared with Bell’s Palsy.

On Wednesday the pain was around just a little bit. It turns out that the “little bits” of pain were the tip of an iceberg. Wednesday night I found out the full size of the pain iceberg. I’d describe it as incredibly sharp and burning. Like a well-honed fireplace poker. It had me curled up in bed whining, and Jana calling the consulting nurse line.

They sounded like they thought it was ear-related, like water or infection. They recommended applying the Fentanyl patch that I’d been prescribed by Dr Norman after complaining of similar pain in late November. The patch delivers a continuous stream of opiate painkiller into the bloodstream after an initial 8-hour soaking-in period. By applying the patch at night we would know by morning if I would tolerate it for the flight.

The first noticeable sign that the patch was in effect was my inability to keep food down the next morning. My body isn’t used to handling continuous or large amounts of opiate painkillers, and it didn’t react well.

The second noticeable sign was that I had some big problems staying awake. Every 30-60 minutes I would start to doze off. This made the flight itself largely indistinct in my memory. I brought along books and movies, and there was plentiful in-flight entertainment, but I consumed none of them. Instead I slept, and was excited when I was able to keep down the offered orange juice. Small victories!

We arrived in Paris, watched someone get scammed and pick-pocketed on the train, and eventually found our hotel. It was quaint and cozy, which is a pleasant way of saying old and small. The view from the window was the best part of the room. We looked out east upon part of the Latin Quarter.

A 15-second walk from the building was a crepe stand, and I was able to eat half of a chocolate crepe before I felt like I needed to stop. That patch made it hard to dive in and enjoy the food!

Not long after we arrived I collided with the iceberg of pain again. Curled up whining on the uncomfortable bed, the patch didn’t take away the pain. It just made me fall asleep every once and awhile. I slept in 30-60 minute bursts.

This continued for every night that we were in Paris. And also during some parts of the days. The patch eventually wore off, and I was able to eat food again, but the pain remained and continued to mess with my sleeping.

There was one day when we got out to do a little bit of sightseeing at Jardin de Plant and the Evolution Museum. Then there was another great day when we walked to the Basilique du Sacré-Cœur, Notre Dame de Paris, and Musée d’Orsay. I was really glad we got to have those together.

Eventually we checked out of the hotel early to go to the Hospital Hôtel-Dieu, and the hotel graciously didn’t charge us for the rest of our reservation. After a 20-minute wait the doctor in the emergency room took a look in my ear and said the pain was due to flying while having an ear infection. He prescribed an antibiotic and a codeine painkiller and sent me on my way.

We decided that recovering from something so painful would be best done in a relaxed and comfortable setting, and Paris didn’t seem like the place to find it. We contacted some family friends that live in London and they very generously offered to host us while I attempted to recover. We took metro to Paris Nord station and hopped on the Eurostar train to London. Once we were underway we realized: if the pressure change from the flight caused the pain, would the pressure changes in the Channel Tunnel do the same? Fortunately they did not.

In London we were treated to delicious home-cooked meals and gracious hospitality. But the pain remained. Near the end of the antibiotics course I could note no improvement. And the prescribed painkillers served to make me drowsy, but did nothing to melt the iceberg. So we went to the emergency room at the Chelsea and Westminster Hospital. After a 3-hour wait the doctor looked in my ears, looked for physical signs of meningitis, and then said that he thought there was some inflammation or water behind my ears that was causing the pain. He referred us to the emergency room at Charing Cross Hospital, specifically to see an on-call ENT doctor who would provide some better expert opinion.

This other doctor looked in my ears and said that she believed the pain was because I had water behind my ears and a bunch of congestion. She felt that the two were combining to create pressure that in-turn caused the pain. She recommended decongestants and not flying until it was improved. She noticed that my left eyelid was drooping a bit, but I felt that my right eyelid was probably under some light Bell’s Palsy effect (opening too much) and that my left eye was just compensating.

But the decongestants didn’t help. Even when I was all cleared up, the pain remained. Maybe we just needed to give it some time. We decided it was time to return to tourist mode, so we bid farewell to our hosts and headed to a hotel in Trafalgar Square. We got out for a short walk and a nice Italian lunch, but I spent the rest of the time miserable in the room.

I started to notice that my left eyelid was drooping even more, and my vision was a bit affected. Blurry. Sometimes double-vision, like when you go cross-eyed. And my legs and arms were weaker. And swallowing food was a little more difficult; like when you eat something really dry and it feels like it gets stopped-up in your throat.

And these things got worse. It was getting hard to put a glove on my right hand, because the two middle fingers were pretty much completely limp. My right tricep was getting less and less responsive.

New symptoms; it was time to go to the hospital again. This time we were closest to Guy’s Hospital. After a 30-minute wait we were taken a bed in the Major Treatment room, where we waited for another 30-minutes before seeing our first doctor. She did a series of tests, including a bunch of physical tests of neurological symptoms: testing reflexes, coordination, muscle strength, eye movement. There were definitely some problems. We shared with her the research that I had done online, suggesting the possibility of an auto-immune disorder called Myasthenia Gravis. She noted that it was definitely on her differential diagnosis list, but that the testing didn’t reveal the fatigue that is common in cases of MG.

She eventually deferred to a colleague, perhaps at the end of her shift, and he performed a similar battery of tests. His conclusion was that he’s not sure of the diagnosis, and would like me to stay in the hospital overnight to see a different doctor in the morning during rounds.

They put us up in the Victoria ward with a nice view across the Thames of part of the Parliament. Nice!

During rounds the head-honcho doctor did a truncated neurological exam and then chatted with us for a bit; his conclusion was that for them to diagnose me, we’d need lots more testing and scans. His recommendation was that we abort our trip and head home to the doctors already familiar with my case.

To the airport! Our hosts from earlier picked us up and took us to Heathrow. Such awesome folks. We owe them a tremendous debt of gratitude.

We spent a bunch of time on the phone trying to get ahold of KLM who had a direct flight to Seattle that we hadn’t been able to book online. After 30-40 minutes of being on hold, we gave up and decided we’d book at the airport. Um yeah, about that…

We were dropped off in terminal 3, and KLM was actually in terminal 4. An elevator, long hallway, another elevator, and we were at the inter-terminal train system. 26 minutes until the train to terminal 4! Maybe Virgin Atlantic has something, they’re here in terminal 3. We head back up the elevator, long hallway, and elevator. We learn that Virgin’s flights to the West Coast have all left for the day, but there might be something to NYC left. We head to the counter and wait. Each line only had 3 people ahead of us, but I don’t think either line moved. Time was up: if we wanted to catch the train to visit KLM, who we knew had a flight, we had to give up on Virgin. And so we did, making it to the train just before it departed.

Elevator, hallway, elevator.

We found the ticket purchase desk for KLM/Air France, and the line was epic. 3 hours epic. The flight left in an hour and a half, there’s no way that would work. And so I turned on international data roaming on my phone and used the Kayak app to find out that British Airways had a flight to Vegas leaving in a few hours. BA, however, was in terminal 5.

Elevator, hallway, elevator. Train back to terminal 3, train connecting to terminal 5.

While waiting for the train I decided to get some backup. I texted my Dad, who was aware of our plans for a quick escape and was listening for pings. It was 2 or 3 AM in the States and he and my Mom woke up to help. The plan was that they would try and book tickets for the BA flight online, quick and easy.

They tried and ran into some “Transaction Failed, return to the Home Page” speed bumps. We elevator, hallway, elevatored it up to terminal 5 and found BA’s line to be no less epic than KLM. There had been a lot of snow-related flight cancellations in France and on the US East Coast, so throngs of travelers were standing in line to re-book. Jana got in line and I found a place to sit. I was feeling really tired and my legs really weak. Staying on the line with my parents, they were eventually able to coax the BA site into buying economy fare tickets for the Vegas flight. I found Jana in the line and we escaped to the check-in computers. We were already in the system. Slick. It was just too close to departure to get seat assignments, so we had to visit the customer service desk where we find that we were “brilliantly” automatically upgraded to “economy plus”. It’s just line normal economy, but with better legroom. We’ll take it!

I foolishly ordered ribs and fries at a restaurant at the airport. At this point I could hardly swallow a fruit smoothie! It was frustrating to have food that I know to be tasty sitting in front of me, and not being able to eat it.

We got some bad news from my folks: the flight to Vegas gets in too late for us to make the connection to Seattle, so we’ll be staying overnight at a hotel real close to the airport. They took care of booking the hotel and the flight to Seattle in the morning. Two angels, they are.

We get back to Seattle and head straight to the hospital. They give me some IV Dilaudid and that provides my first sweet relief from the pain. Oh man, it was like putting on a warm blanket and removing that hot poker from my head at the same time. We did an MRI and a CT scan, and found out that the pain was due to a huge amount of inflammation of my cranial nerves. And the diagnosis for why there was inflammation?

There was lymphoma stowed away in my brain, and it had finally multiplied enough to cause obvious problems.

Recovery and treatment was going to require some time in the hospital. Virginia Mason to be specific.

They set me up with Dexamethasone to reduce the inflammation and get started fighting the lymphoma, and more Dialaudid to keep me above the pain. It worked. After a few days I was already seeing my neurological symptoms improving. My eyelid got better, and swallowing improved to the point where I could eat Cream of Potato soup. The double-vision overlapped more.

One thing that was annoying was the amazing love for Heparin shots. Hospital policy is that patients receive shots of Heparin a few times a day to keep them from developing DVT to inactivity. The shots go in your belly, and man do they sting! Even now, I have faint red circles from the shots. Protip: you can decline the shots. You just gotta be assertive.

Dr Feldman, the on-call oncologist for the first week had worked previously with a neuro-oncologist (Dr Taylor) that was based at Virgin Mason. That was a slick connection. She looked at my MRIs and was able to read them with the eye of a brain specialist. Together they put together a recommendation for two different chemotherapy series to be run at the same time.

The first is Depocyt, delivered intrathecally, which is built as a sort of time-release capsule of the chemotherapy agent Cytarabine. The second is a high-dose Methotrexate, administered through my chest port, affecting the entire body (including penetrating the blood-brain barrier). The high-dose Methotrexate course requires a hospital stay at the start of each cycle, because they want to closely manage my recovery after administering the deadly dose of poison. Once my body processes enough of it that the level in my blood is no longer dangerously high, I’m free to go home until the next round.

This time the cycle length is two weeks (instead of three), and the plan is for at least 4 cycles. We’ll do some measurement (via MRI) after the second round, and test CSF during each intrathecal infusion.

Now, two weeks after my first round of chemotherapy (which we started on Christmas Day), I’d say that I’ve recovered about 80% of what I lost due to the inflammation. My eye is 95%, swallowing is 100%, right-hand ability is 90%, right tricep is back to about 50% of strength (better than 0%!), and the rest of my arms and legs are still at about 70% of strength. If I was to assign numbers to these sorts of things.

I haven’t collided again with the iceberg of pain since getting out of the hospital, but every once and awhile I spy part of the tip of it in the distance.

I wait in fear to see how my phone bill with all of the international roaming adds up. We had a few hours worth of calling during the “escape” stage of the trip, and that’s not going to be cheap.

And so we’re back to the “endure” stage. Our Victory Lap was premature, but we didn’t know that at the time. The next few months will be difficult, but it’s a difficult that we know. A difficult that is imperative.

There’s cancer in my brain. We have experts we trust that have advised us on a course of treatment. There’s no choice of “do we” or “don’t we”, only of how well we do it.

“Come on! Are you a cancer patient or a can’tcer patient?” Sorry.

First, we got some good news: the CT scan after my fourth round was mostly unchanged from after my second round, so we’re calling this a “complete response after two cycles” and that the disease has remained stable after four. The protocol is to do two more rounds beyond measured stability, so we’re probably going to finish at six.

Next, having Bell’s Palsy sequentially on my right and then my left was a little bit concerning. We decided that it would be a good idea to run a series of tests to make sure it wasn’t something more nefarious.

The first step was a series of tests on my cerebrospinal fluid, which called for a lumbar puncture. I sat upright on a bed, facing sideways with my feet on the floor. Dr Norman had me lean as far forward as I could, with my chest resting on a pillow on a cart. Jana held my hands, which really helped deal with the anxiety. Dr Norman gave me two injections of lidocaine anesthetic, which ended up being the most painful part of the procedure.

I actually didn’t feel much pressure or poking when he inserted in the tool that he used to remove the fluid. When it was all done I was surprised to learn at the liquid that sits as a cushion around the brain is totally clear! They’re running a bunch of tests to make sure there isn’t anything in the fluid that could be more problematic. So far, nothing alarming.

To avoid any headaches after the procedure I rested on the bed for a while as a nurse asked me some pre-MRI interview questions.

Yes, I got to have an MRI of my brain. It was awesome. I got a warm blanket, an eye covering (to protect my stubborn-to-close eye from the fan in the machine) and some good earplugs. The tones that the machine made were quite loud at first, but once I adjusted they were relaxing. Almost meditative in their repetition and variation.

They didn’t find anything abnormal in my head other than the expected signs that there was inflammation and activity around my facial nerves. While I didn’t actually expect it, I was relieved to have confirmation that there wasn’t lymphoma snuck in there.

Here is a triumphant rendering of one slice of the head MRI, for your viewing pleasure.

The MRI was a nice break. We did some of the chemo before it, then came back for more to finish the day. Things seemed to go as normal. This time I didn’t invite the hospital food in; I think some of the chemotherapy-effected sensations I had last time have contraindicated it in my head. Bleh.

The other big thing: we’re preparing to harvest and freeze stems cells. Since my body is mostly (hopefully entirely) cancer-less, now is a good time to boost production of stem cells and start them circulating in my blood. The boosting and circulating is done by giving myself more shots of Neupogen. For the next few days I’m giving myself the normal dose each night. On Monday we switch into high-gear and double the dosage. I’ve received multiple warnings that the big doses can cause bone-pain, and I’m not looking forward to it!

Once the count of stems cells in my blood is high enough to harvest, I’ll go in for a few days of apheresis at the Seattle Cancer Care Alliance.

We’re gathering these as an insurance policy. We don’t know what’s going to happen once the effects of the last round of chemotherapy wear off and my body starts moving back toward equilibrium. In the best case scenario: lymphoma never walks these halls again. Worst cases: we see cancer reasserting itself right away, or within the first year or two.

If it comes back quickly we want to have options; with a cache of my stem cells, one such option would be an autologous stem cell transplant. It would be really nice to not need that option. It sounds like the option is a major pain. But we need options, even the painful ones.

And so that is where we stand right now. On Monday I go to the SCCA to have them eyeball my veins and make sure they would handle the kind of flow they need for the apheresis. If not, things get more complex. Removing my chest port and inserting a different kind of veinous catheter complex. Then I’d have to get my sixth cycle of chemotherapy through my arm.

I’m hoping my past success in donating blood is an indicator of good veins. I’ve got practice!

Lymph nodes all over my body that were enlarged and opaque had returned to normal-sized translucency. My spleen has shrunk from enlarged-size to much closer to normal. Observe!

Spleen as seen in mid-June

Spleen as seen at the end of August

From what Dr Norman sees in the CT scan, he thinks that there is “a lot, lot less cancer. Practically nothing, if not nothing left.” If there had never been any splenic involvement, he’d call this a “complete response” — we can see through the lymph nodes and there is no sign of cancer left.

But since the spleen is opaque (even when healthy), and since we don’t know the exact size of my particular spleen when it isn’t chock-full of cancer, we need more data before we can say that it’s cancer-free. If we do more scanning after further treatments and find that the spleen hasn’t shrunk any further, we may be able to retroactively call this a “complete response after two treatments.”

The speed of this response is very encouraging; both cancers have been swatted down to nearly-untraceable levels. Just as with antibiotic treatment, you don’t stop when the infection appears to be gone.

We want it to go away, and we want to break its ability to come back. From Dr Norman’s interpretation of my response to treatment, this is a real possibility.

There’s still plenty of work to go:

• I may have developed some lactose-intolerance. Still investigating.
• Extra hot/cold sensitivity has shown up around some teeth, and I’m going to get it checked out by my dentist.
• One of the lymphomas may have spun off a diffuse large b-cell colony, which makes prophylactic intrathecal chemotherapy a (slightly frightening) consideration.

But even with all of that ahead, the (possibly) complete response after one-third of the treatment plan is a very encouraging sign. It’s good to get good news again!

We drove to the Group Health Bellevue Medical Center nice and early; we didn’t want to risk missing the appointment for this test, since it seemed so tough to get scheduled.

Apparently the street address for the facility is so new that online mapping services provide a route that is completely wrong, but with 100% confidence.

Being the adaptable folks we are, we were able to locate the correct location for the location to which we wanted to locate ourselves.

After checking in I was lead down to a mobile scanning truck that housed the $1.1M PET scan machine. They don’t have enough people needing PET scans to buy one for each facility, so they just bought one and cart it around between two facilities.

The technician, Tim, started by briefing me on the process. Next, we moved to one end of the mobile unit where he gave me an IV injection of a radioactive sugar after testing my blood sugar level. Once the sugar was delivered, I was to sit as still as possible for 30 minutes. No reading books allowed, as the repetitive motion of turning the page would draw more of the sugar to my hands.

You see, the preparation for this test is to fast for 6 hours prior. They want your blood sugar to get low. They want the cells in your body to be ravenously hungry. When the radioactive sugar is injected, your cells start to fight over it. Cancer cells, metabolically super-active as they are, tend to grab the sugar more than other cells. The radioactivity is then concentrated in the cancerous areas.

The next step was to lay down on a table that moved back and forth through the toroidal machine that was actually a hybrid CAT/PET scanner. They start by doing a CAT scan of the entire body to get a physical model of the body, and then do the PET scan to get an image of where the radioactivity is concentrated. Put them together and you have a 3D physical map of the body with shiny spots that might be cancerous.

Slick.

We celebrated the completion of the scan by grabbing food and heading south to spend a relaxing weekend with family for the 4th.

We’ll talk to Dr Norman on Monday to see the scan images and get our next steps.

He says the evidence is pointing strongly toward lymphoplasmacytic lymphoma. It’s not an aggressive cancer, which is nice. But that very trait also makes it recurrent. You can treat it, most of it will go away, but it will eventually come back again and again.

It sounds like the evidence isn’t totally conclusive yet, though. He’d like to get a tissue sample from an affected lymph node, and so far the only ones we know of are in my abdomen. We’re going to do a PET scan to see if we can find any more accessible ones to remove and dissect. That PET scan isn’t until the beginning of July.

This is starting to take a long time!

I had to drink two big canisters of a “berry” flavored Barium smoothie as a contrast agent.

Also, using paper tape for immobilizing the contrast IV was awesome. Much better than the plastic that was used last week; having that pulled off was in the realm of the biopsy pain, but more sustained.

I’m thankful for all scheduled medical stuff being done for the week. I need a vacation.

After looking at everything for a little while, he offered his current 80% hunch: Hodgkin’s Lymphoma. The other 20% side of the hunch goes to some sort of currently undetected infection.

He described Hodgkin’s as being quite curable, usually after weeks or months of chemotherapy and sometimes radiation. But before doing anything like that, we first need to find out if the hunch is correct.

The prime way to find out if it’s lymphoma is to biopsy lymph nodes and bone marrow. The bone marrow is no trouble, as hip bones are nice and accessible. If he doesn’t find any cancer in the bone marrow, the next step would be to biopsy one of those abdominal lymph nodes. This gets problematic; my spleen is massive, and is in the way.

He might have to remove it.

First things first, I headed to the lab and have them perform an entire page full of blood tests. Then, in preparation for the possible removal of my spleen, I got some vaccinations for infections that can hit the spleenless hard.

Tomorrow the doctor will be in during his lunch hour to give me a bone marrow biopsy. I can hardly wait!

On Sunday things changed.

I developed a pain in the left side of my abdomen when I took deep breaths, leaned in certain directions, or did anything that flexed my abs. In fact, anything that pushed my stomach forward caused pain; this included laying down to go to bed.

I spent the next few nights sleeping sitting up. Not so comfortable.

On the advice of Lauren, a friend who also happens to be an EMT, we decided to take me to the ER at Northwest Hospital to expedite the CAT scan. If there was something that needed immediate fixing, we’d really like to know!

After some more blood tests and a CAT scan we were told that there was not an immediate need to operate. However, the diagnosis noted three things:

1. Massive Splenomegaly (24cm, when 10cm is normal)
2. Intra-Abdominal Lymphadenopathy (abnormal lymph nodes in abdomen)
3. Suspicion of Lymphoma

That third one was a big shock. After the Urgent Care visit I’d been pretty convinced that the iron deficiency was making me anemic, and the anemia was making my spleen start to overfunction.

As soon as I got home I called to move that Hematologist/Oncologist appointment up to Monday.